Free voicemail greetings

No offense, but it sounded like someone with a cold rather than someone toking.... Nice attempt, tho

OMG!! Soo freaking hilarious!! Perfect for my Dad! He would so get it!!! Lmao

ANYONE WITH A PROBLEM IS SERIOUSLY MISINFORMED! IT IS SCIENTIFIC FACT THAT CANNABIS ACTUALLY BENEFITS THE BODY NOT HARM IT. DO UR RESEARCH U IGNORANT Fks

@jdubb1984 - First of all, yes Marijuana is bad for you though it is grown from the ground like tobacco doesn't mean its good. 2nd of all why the hell talk/defend marijuana on youmail? Why not a doctor/health related website?

I thought weed made people laugh and eat a lot...not threaten to kill one another. And I thought I was just looking for a funny voicemail message, but somehow I walked into a shitstorm of hatred...over pot? Really? Weird. I guess some folks just don't have enough real problems....they think this is actually an "issue"....must be nice.

You have to be kidding me. Marijuana is NOT illegal if you have a medical Marijuana card like me. It has great medicinal properties and anyone who says otherwise is ignorant. It doesn't make you dumb, it doesn't kill your brain cells and it grows from the earth. I'm sure you people who responded negatively have drank alcohol.. that's a manufactured drug that KILLS your brain cells but yet we are the idiots? The fact that you even listened to this or made a comment just to remark negatively are the real idiots. Quit being trolls and grow the hell up. If you don't like it, don't listen to it. Didn't your mothers teach you that if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all?

All you haters!!! LMAO! Smoke on my friends, smoke on!

LMAO

Good Job Thank u

Im just saying, this is funny to me its on my phone. What's funnier is the fact people actually take the time to say negative comments as if anyone cares. If you don't likr it get over it move on..bahahahah I'm saying put the SHUT to the UP.. I need a new number hahahahahaha

"Can't we all just get along"

haha funny but these comments are even funnier!!

I can judge all you no life stoners all I want since it is illegal you idiots since when is putting ANY type of smoke in your body healthy?

This shit sounds,like he's hitting crack....or sum gud ass weed lol

Lame not funny makes puffers look stupid and not all of us are.

This greeting is Horrible

I love weed.....

Stoners live stoners die pass the joint and lets get high

This one is perfect for my roomie as he has a medical mary jane card and tokes up alot. He loves this so I had to set it for him

yALL are seriously retarded stoners suck ok? my opinion get ovr it but ya kno what is really funny this comments all serious like lmao dude yall is some weird ass ppl get a sense of humor and go smoke some pot ya know calm down lmao seriously its fUNNY not hating ...DUMBASSES LMAO

AMEN to that!! 420 all day!!

omg! Reading these comments r funny! Sad there are so many haters though!! And for those w the corncob stuck up their ass fuck off!

You people are so gay lets judge ppl just because they wanna smoke some green.....think back stupids ur momma probly smoked the sh** too

its a lot better than the bunch of dumb ass long songs ppl think others want to listen to...I LIKE IT...thats all that matters to me :P

Oh man people are wierd. Who (other than us gentle stoners) would waste time posting a negative comment about this. America is funny, and it needs more pot in peoples heads instead of coffee and anti-depressants. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE PEOPLE, its just for fun....

I loved it. Fuck off, if you don't like pot why the hell did you click on this anway...really. No one put a gun to your head & made you click on the link & litsten to it. So shut the hell up.

lol all you Baptists out there, ask your daddy when he inhaled. He'll lie just like he lies to the congregation every Sunday while he gets fucked up on Scotch later that day.

i got a few things to say to you haters, #1 you didn't have to like it just because someone put it on here #2 its from Cheech and Chong nice dreams i believe so of course most pot heads will like it that doesn't make them retards #3 threatening people online is like trying to bail water from a sinking boat POINTLESS and just makes you look STUPID #4 I bet even the people who make fun of this message have even lamer ones so let everyone enjoy their funny/lame messages in peace and get the hell over it

you guys are all retarded for thinking this is stupid. You obviously dont like weed so why the hell did you listen to this in the first place seeing how it says a pot smokers greeting. let us pot smokers have dumb pointless shit cause its funny to us. let us smoke our weed and listen to dumb stuff like this in peace!

well, i for one though it was ok lol

So funny! Sorry if YOU don't smoke pot OR have a sense of humor. :D

Meno11 wrote, Put that on your phone and let everyone know your a moron! Apparently he didn't realize everyone would know he's a moron because he doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

i never leave comments laying around like this but alot of you guys are really lame.get over it

THiiSX iiS SO LAME!!!

I think the comments here are way better than the recording. You people are such haters. Wow.

This was Really funny ...20 yrs ago.

you guys are all asses, do you all look down on people for things that you dont do? grow up. if you dont like it move on with your life and dont dwell on the fact that your even more retarted than this. do people tell you how to live your life?

IS A STUPID RING TINO TAKE OUT THE FOR THIS PAGE

fuckin stupid, dumbest shit ever

Lame ass! Put that on your phone and let everyone know your a moron!

Are you offering to kill people that smoke Marijuana?

though....

it is still retarded lol

You guys are retarded...He is hitting a pipe, blunt, or joint. Who ever thinks or thaught that this guy was just talking needs to get shot.

BMCvox u should turn that into a voice mail greeting its really good .

If you think this is funny, you've smoked yourself retarded. If you think smoking yourself retarded is cool, then give me your address so I can do the rest of the population a favor and take you out of it.

that was a waste of time and memory!!! No pot smokers should have this.

Stupidest greeting I've heard yet. Pot Smokers don't sound like that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

That's so stupid..

that was fuckin stupid

Hilarious!