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Alec Baldwin rant as a ditchmail

I'm sick of this god damn cell phone thing... you're a rude thoughtless little pig... I'm tired of playing this game with you.... CLICK Alec Baldwin's (30 Rock) hilarious little voicemail to his daughter. Celebrity scandal.

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I wanna tell you something. Once again I made an [...] of myself to have humiliated me for the last time of the phone made me feel like [...]. You are a woman. Okay. I'm tired of playing this game with you.

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At 5/7/13 07:26 AM, Anonymous said...

Comments above: blah, blah, blah.. 'Reference 'God' ... You know that saying Detectives Use: "No Body, No Case!"?? Same w/religion. NO GOD EXISTS. We are all Judgmental so Get Off of Your Pedestal. We all make mistakes though Alec's particular mistake is most likely to Emotionally Scar that girl for the rest of her life. At least he loves Animals...???

At 5/26/11 09:55 PM, devildog225 said...

no love like a fathers love eh?

At 2/5/11 11:11 PM, atltlr said...

hahaha. omg. PLEASE upload mel gibson, where he threatens to burn the house down, but insists on a blowjob 1st.

At 5/24/10 07:23 PM, Anonymous said...

If you listen to the whole thing it's pretty obvious he's dealing with parent allienation and is at his breaking point.

At 9/21/09 05:47 PM, Anonymous said...

One cannot judge as God judges. One can judge actions. It is inane to claim otherwise.

At 8/28/09 10:32 AM, MarkHunt said...

Are you judging when you're looking at an apple tree and call it an apple tree? You'll know a tree by the fruit it bears. Matt. 12:33.

At 8/13/09 11:32 AM, Anonymous said...

Do not judge, or you to will be judged. for in the same way you judge other, you will be judged,and with the measure you us, it will be measured to you. why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye. Mt. 7

At 6/12/09 07:27 AM, shouttothelord said...

Yes He did make anA$$ out of him self!!!

At 11/7/08 04:23 PM, Anonymous said...

What a total dick to talk to his own child that way. God, what a tool.

At 9/23/08 10:36 AM, BebeKashmir said...

This makes me so happy

At 1/9/08 04:41 PM, Anonymous said...

Don't piss THE MAN off!

At 10/10/07 07:33 PM, PeachyFreak said...

Thanks, Elvis... I love it!!!!

At 9/26/07 11:47 AM, Elvis said...

taken from that famous voicemail he left for his daughter! if you can imagine that....

At 7/11/07 12:47 PM, clownzRscary said...

Where did you get this?

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