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WOW, he is such a GOOD SPORT!!

Love this, Love Steve Harvey, but way too long for a greeting so had to give it 1 star.

"Dont you say that again" i may have popped a ball laughing so hard! One of the best EVERRR!

Hypocrite! Lmao!

What's sad to me is that you idiots feel the need to comment on every damn greeting you listen to. Do you idiots feel like you're famous because you posted something on the internet? I'd be willing to bet 98% of you morons only have access to the internet on your cell phones.

I am mixed with 7 different nationalities & I was CTFU!!!! This was hilarious!!! Did not find anything racist at all.... People need to grow up....

Damn people are gullible idiots. That was funny as hell. On the phone for damn near 7 minutes and doesn't hang up the phone.....

LMAO!!!!

Omg you guys are so ridiculous for those who are saying this is racist this is freaking nephew tommy from the Steve Harvey show...it's a prank geez...get y'all panties out your butts!

I'm black & I thought it was funny as s*** cause I was like who n they right mind wld actually believe dis guy & actually stay on d phone listening to this on a Sunday I wldve known it was a prank off d bat & just played along wit it classic"...

I laughed til I cried... OMG! Typical response.

I'm a black female and it's funny as hell to me!

I'm black an this is funny as hell

Do you want to be the Godfather? OMG....HILARIOUS

This is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy OUT OF LINE !

Wow I'm speechless don't know what to say

Take away from it what you will. Be bitter that its racist or laugh because its funny. Maybe people need to lighten up and learn to laugh at themselves and take a joke for what it is, a joke.

Actually I noticed a couple of editing clicks right after a few cuss lines..meaning that all the N words were edited out, I can see why they had to take it off...it woulnt had been funny but extremely racist, its funny how towards the end the white guy started acting all "black"

It is a funny prank, but WHY is it on a voicemail greeting download site.... No one would make this a gteeting, post this on a funny website, dont waste our time with jokes.

Funny!!

Love this

Oh my God that is funny as hell !!! Good one!! Best one I've heard!!!

I don't care how you people try to sugar coat this is racist and should not even be on here.

Funny lol

It was funny as hell.. not offensive, no n words thrown out or anything. Normal reaction for anyone of any race.. but not everyone

damn this is too funny I would be dying just to know that I got pregnant with another mans baby even if it would of been my own culture and race

damn this is too funny I would be dying just to know that I got pregnant with another mans baby even if it would of been my own culture and race

LMAO!!!!

too funny...

This is so funny!! It wasnt racial at all & I'm black. If they called a black man & told him the baby was gonna be anything but black he would react the SAME WAY!! That is his WIFE & suppose to be THEIR baby!

LMAO! too damn funny. but too long for a phone message, lol.

Hilarious. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

Great! Could'nt stop laughing!

I'm black and I thought it was funny as yell almost got fired laughing so hard.

This is funny as hell couldnt stop laughing.

lmao!!

Funny as hell! Not offensive, especially after I realized it was the steve harvey show.

HOLY SHIT!!!! Way too funny!!

THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY, BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE SENSITIVE TO IT BUT GET OVER IT...IT'S A DAMN JOKE !

This so so wrong and so funny at the same time.

this is great

WOW...a combination of funny, outrageous, and racist-genius!

simply super funny i so loved it

At first I thought this was awful. But then when I heard the guy's greatest concern was the color of the child, I lost compassion for him, and it's funny.

this is off the chain!!!!

I just got done listenen 2 this. Omg it was sooo funny! My stomach is killn me. I'm still laughn lmfao!

Yeah, I'm a black woman and this shit isn't funny. I would actually laugh if it were funny though. Just bad/corny jokes.

Hahahaha this is hilarious! Some people that find this offending need to calm down! If you keep on letting things like this offend y'all this will always be hilarious to everyone else!

This is tooooooo funny!!! and I am a Black-American!!! OMG this is too much!!!

This sooo funny, those that don't need to lighten up and check themselves for racism. I agree it would've been funny no matter what color. But let's face it, the fact that it was a black baby involved made it funny as Hades it does excist so why not make light of it!!! U get what I'm tryin to say? Sure u do!!!

Awesome! Great prank by the wife! lol

why is this funny?

HAAAAAA!!!! FUNNYYYYYY!!!!!

THIS IS CRAZY WOW

I love it!!! People need to relax. It's a prank. More like it would be great!!!!

@caramel64 If they played the joke on you & If you got pregnant through artificial In. & they told you that they accidently gave you the sperm of Japanese man, you would react the same. yes a child is a child but now you have tons of explaining 2do 2the child, family, friends, your neighborhood you raise your child in comes to play ( how the child feels accepted or not due 2the ethnic majority in the area you live), not to mention the biggest issue, YOUR NOT HAVING THE BABY FROM THE MAN YOU LOVE WHICH IS WHAT YOU HAD PLANNED & ON TOP OF THAT YOUR GONNA SAY, NOT ONLY IS IT NOT THE MAN I LOVE, SOMEONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW, BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT CULTURE & YOU WANT THE CHILD TO HAVE SIMILARITIES, IF NOT YOU WOULD HAVE ADOPTED. I AGREE W/THE ANTHROPOLOGIST, PEOPLE TAKE THINGS TO SERIOUS. LAUGHTER BREAKS ALL BARRIERS, THIS JOKE HAS UNITED BOTH BLACKS & WHITES IN LAUGHTER. A TRUE RACIST LIKE A SKIN HEAD, NEO NATZI, KKK MEMBER WOULD NOT FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL(THEY WOULD AKE IT DEEP, & SERIOUS W/ THE ONLY FOCUS BEING THE BABY'S COLOR BUT THOSE THAT DO AREN'T RACIST.

People need to lighten up, this is funny a hell!!! The guy obviously didn't say the N word, he listens 2the show all the time so hes a fan. Its the same as if they played the joke on an Indian man saying it was from a white man ( Indians are very into staying amongst themselves, native american indians would have felt the same) I'm a cultural anthropologist & know cultures well. Also it would have been the same & just as funny had it been done to a chinese man telling him that the seed was from a korean.

this was hilarious! i am sooo surprised the n word did not slide out of his mouth!! I loved when he asked did he wanna be the godfather

this is the best

This is great!!!!!!

Awww! Dude, Nephew Tommy has done it again! He is hillarious!!!!!!! SMH and LMMFAO!!!!!!!

This is too funny!!!!

Caramel64, I agree with you. There is nothing funny about this. I was also waiting for the N word to come out. Why do we continue to find this sort of thing funny? People please, for our sakes, wake up. Let's not remain sleep forever...

This shit is funny as hell

I was waiting for the N word to pop out!

Maybe I am in the minority....I dont find it all that funny ....

That was so great!!!!!

this the best shit that went down on this side of town

This is so funny I almost felt sorry for the guy

LMFAO

Unbelievably funny.

One word......Hilarious!!!!!!!!

SOOOO FUNNY!

LOL !!! This is just awesome!

This is too much !! Child support.. LOL

LMAO, this is crazy!!! WOW

wow

When they got the part where he asks if he was black... I almost pee'd my shorts. This is the funniest shit ever!!!

off the chain!!

Much too long for a phone message but this is funny as hell!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! I gotta get it anyway!