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Few Good Men Parody
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Didn't even listen to the end. It was just too fricken long
At the beginning, impression for Jack was pretty good...Tom not at all close. However, the longer the message played, the worse the impression became. Way, way too long. If I'd gotten this message, I would have hung up after the first two lines
Way too long, and not that funny.
Way too long!!!
Only the grotesque top performer that is way too type-A for the budget bean counters in mgmt to relate to will appreciate this...and VERY FEW of those mgrs are big enough to accept how humorous this really is, so it won't actually be USED in an outgoing msg...BUT, I'm still wiping the tears of hyperventilating laughter from my eyes...thank you!
Boring. Way too long, too much static.
It's just too long! My mother would fall asleep waiting for the beep! I kinda liked the did you expect lap dances? part, though. I agree about the end. It was just not acceptable for some of my callers.
HILLARITTTOOOUUSSSSS that was the funniest and coolest 1
it was great up til the end
Col Nathan Jessup is the MAN!!!
Hahahaha I think this one is awesome!!
My mother will love this when she calls.