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Few Good Men Parody

Few Good Men parody - salesperson / strip club

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If you want answers I think we're entitled to them you want answers. You can handle the truth and we live in the world that requires revenue and that revenue must be brought in by people with the legal(?) skills who's gonna find you. You missed your operations manager. We have a greater responsibility then you can possibly set-them(?) off at sales division and you curse our lucrative incentives you have that luxury you have the luxury of not knowing what we know well cost of business results or excessive verizon(?) revenue and my very existence-local-casket(?) in comprehensive able(?) to You drive,-verizon(?) revenue. You don't wanna know the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in staff meeting you want me on that call you need me on that call. We use words like cost per point no yard upgrade make good and added value. We use these words as the backbone of the lights-that(?) negotiating something you use as a punch line. I had-needed(?) the time or inclination to explain myself the peopl...

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At 11/25/16 08:56 PM, Babageee said...

Didn't even listen to the end. It was just too fricken long

At 11/25/16 08:54 PM, Babageee said...

At the beginning, impression for Jack was pretty good...Tom not at all close. However, the longer the message played, the worse the impression became. Way, way too long. If I'd gotten this message, I would have hung up after the first two lines

At 8/28/14 02:46 PM, Judge_Dean said...

Way too long, and not that funny.

At 5/10/14 07:32 PM, DeFoe said...

Way too long!!!

At 2/1/14 08:55 AM, CLFIII said...

Only the grotesque top performer that is way too type-A for the budget bean counters in mgmt to relate to will appreciate this...and VERY FEW of those mgrs are big enough to accept how humorous this really is, so it won't actually be USED in an outgoing msg...BUT, I'm still wiping the tears of hyperventilating laughter from my eyes...thank you!

At 1/22/13 02:32 AM, dtherio said...

Boring. Way too long, too much static.

At 9/1/11 01:13 PM, PerfectNot said...

It's just too long! My mother would fall asleep waiting for the beep! I kinda liked the did you expect lap dances? part, though. I agree about the end. It was just not acceptable for some of my callers.

At 12/31/10 07:50 AM, Anonymous said...

HILLARITTTOOOUUSSSSS that was the funniest and coolest 1

At 8/12/10 05:21 PM, buckeye said...

it was great up til the end

At 6/9/10 01:31 PM, PapiG said...

Col Nathan Jessup is the MAN!!!

At 11/7/09 09:05 PM, Nightgypsy said...

Hahahaha I think this one is awesome!!

At 11/19/07 03:04 PM, Anonymous said...

My mother will love this when she calls.

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