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Louis Ashamallah - Outsourced Voicemail
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Yes, absolutely! You can organize your contacts into groups and assign unique greetings to each group. This feature allows you to tailor your messages to specific sets of contacts, whether it's family, friends, or colleagues.
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If I don’t know you, and you don’t leave a message. Then I won’t call you.
Omg this is freaking epic!
I not only luv it, I also love the comment about it from anonymous saying something about adding Charges for this call being billed to their mobile phone.
Love it love it love it
Offensive.... Yes bro offensive... But I'm using it lol!
Nice..
Love it. You forgot: 'Your wireless bill is being charged for this service' hahaha
Thumbs up!
Hell yeah!
Ha ha, it's like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from the Simpsons but he makes the end Petaluma (town in Nor California)! LMFAO
Oh my hilarious - pls leave a msg after the toan hahahag
That's freaking hullourious!!!!
The best!!! Have people calling me over & over just to hear this message. ROFLMAO
Hysterical!!!!
I am from india and I am going to use this on my voicemail. It will be fun to see the reaction from the other party when I really respond back to their call. Good times ahead!
Awesome
That is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!
This is the funniest ever!!!! Downloading it now. May never change my voicemail again! :)
How do use that as ur voicemail
Awesome!
Jajaja cool
hehe
LMMFAOOOOO..........
ohmigosh this is hilarious. last night i was helping my dad with his tracphone & this is EXACTLY what i had to deal with. LOL
Hahahahaha!!! So great!! :D!
My job will be literally be outsourced very soon, so this message fits perfectly!!
This is very funny! I love it!
This is great LMAO tech support courtesy of Microsoft and every other company now Voicemail LOL
Okay I have to say this is hilarious! I had to listen to it a couple of times!!!!!!!! LMAO A LOT of jobs in my company have been outsourced to India and the thought that a personal vm would be is just the last straw! I don't think this was made with any racial malice intended and is therefore deemed Ingeniously Funny!
All I can say is Love it, Love it , Love it.
Looks like YouMail fixed whatever problem there was (it plays after I cleared my browser cache). This is a personal favorite of mine.
Would love to hear this one - but keeps buffering.
Keeps buffering. Any chance of fixing it?????
A little note to all the people. Until the further notice, the leaving of comments has been outsourced to India. Please to check back later from 10 am to 2 pm Bombay standard time. Thank you and good morning.
Funny, my experience has shown those that ring the racist bell the loudest are the biggots.
What a racist thing to have here, But again how many people of USA isn't!
This
I've been using this one for a while. I absolutely love it. I still get voicemails of people just laughing!
MORE like this please
This VM is not racist...I have to agree with Rustican. No one is being made fun of, its more about outsourcing than anything else. If you find this offensive then I feel sad for you....
IMHO intention is what's important here. A humorist can make racial or ethnic stereotypes and not have an intention of hurting others. BUT someone who intends to malign, hurt, or put down others can take in the jokes and use them harmfully. It's like a banana. Even it can be a weapon.
what stereotypes are portrayed here????? That IS their accent. Companies outsouce to India and that IS what it sounds like. Its not a racist joke about indians its a joke about outsourcing
actually racist jokes are hilarious...except this one.
Offensive? There are Indians that talk this way just like there are Chinese that talk a certain stereotypical way...shut up and get over it.
This is by far my all time favorite...
YES THIS MIGHT BE RACIST, BUT WHO CARES!!! THERE ARE SO MANY JOKES ABOUT ALL TYPES OF RACES, I AM HISPANIC AND DONT TELL ME THERE ARE NOT JOKES FOR HISPANIC PEOPLE, COME ON!!! LOOSEN UP!!! I THINK IS IS REALLY F***ING FUNNY!!!
The best is when a support rep from India calls and gets this message. The voicemail he left was the best.
This is way too cool !!!
I love the posters that come in to stand up to this alleged stereotype vmail as anonymous
Oh get over it. Every race has their stereotypes and jokes, and almost everyone laughs at them. Get a sense of humor and deal.
I have to agree with the anonymous post just below this one. Ethnic jokes really aren't funny, are they?
Don't you think this greeting is a little bit racially insensitive and perpetuates racial steretypes? I'm Indian and find it offensive.
LOL!! Good one!
Good one.
Oh my God this is hysterical!!
This is one of the most hysterical greetings I've ever heard. If you've ever called tech support or have friends that do, they'll be laughing when they leave you voicemail! This gets a 10!
I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard!!
This is great....need more of these.....
After all of my IT department being outsourced for the most part, it's fitting to have on my company cell phone.
Tom! LOLOL!!! This guy nails it right on the head!!! LOLOL!!!!
This is hilarious ... who will not get a laugh out of this one???
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