Free voicemail greetings

Monty Python Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

This is the part where Eric Idle reads from the Book of Armaments about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Hilarious!

From
Listens
16,590
Ratings
star star star star star
7

Read transcript arrow_drop_down
And St Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ohh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy Massey. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and slaves and carp and entropies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats.

comment Leave a comment
Rate this greeting
star star star star star

Dialog

upload Add a greeting

comment 2 comments
At 11/27/09 09:46 AM, Tiggerphone said...

its actually Mike Palin

At 6/6/08 10:52 AM, Anonymous said...

Actually, it's Michael Palin reading it. But hilarious nonetheless...

Similar greetings

music_note
play_arrow
22
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
play_arrow
19
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
23
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
35
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
27
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
30
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
From: Margfli
play_arrow
125
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
From: Margfli
play_arrow
120
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
191
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
174
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
22
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
play_arrow
19
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
23
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
35
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
27
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
30
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
From: Margfli
play_arrow
125
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
From: Margfli
play_arrow
120
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
191
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
174
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
22
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
play_arrow
19
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
23
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
35
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
27
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
30
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
From: Margfli
play_arrow
125
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
From: Margfli
play_arrow
120
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
191
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
174
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
22
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
play_arrow
19
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
23
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
35
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
27
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
30
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
From: Margfli
play_arrow
125
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
From: Margfli
play_arrow
120
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
191
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
174
comment
0
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
music_note
play_arrow
pause
Use this greeting add_circle_outline
Search greetings

Frequently asked questions

You can easily browse and select from YouMail's extensive library of community greetings. Simply navigate to the greetings section, browse through the available options, and choose the one that best suits your preferences.


Yes, YouMail offers the flexibility to use both personalized greetings and community greetings. You can record your own messages for certain contacts while choosing from the community library for others. This allows you to create a diverse and engaging greeting experience for your callers.


With YouMail, creating personalized greetings is easy. Simply record your message, addressing it to whomever you choose. You can then assign these greetings to individual contacts or groups for a personalized touch.


YouMail's Smart Greeting feature automatically greets your contacts with both your name and their name for a personal touch. It's a convenient way to make each caller feel valued without having to record individual messages.


Yes, absolutely! You can organize your contacts into groups and assign unique greetings to each group. This feature allows you to tailor your messages to specific sets of contacts, whether it's family, friends, or colleagues.


Yes, YouMail offers professionally recorded greetings for businesses. These greetings provide a polished and professional image for your callers, enhancing your brand's credibility and customer experience.


Dialog

Dialog

Select username

Enter your desired username to continue

Dialog