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Ultimate Creditor/Telemarketer Ditchmail

Warning!: Before you listen to this turn down the sound on your speakers. You will first hear a computer voice and then a very loud shrill high pitched noise. I would welcome any comments on how I could improve this ditchmail or if anyone can think of something more creative to announce to the creditor/telemarketer before they hear the shrill noise. I can also change the voice to address telemarketers so please leave a comment if you request this. Thanks and enjoy!

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To those who think calling me will get your money faster.

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At 10/8/14 04:34 PM, Genius2 said...

Probably one of the most immature and poorly made ditch emails I have ever heard.

At 1/28/14 11:01 PM, SeekMocha said...

The message should be changed to just say "hello . . . hello" which causes the robocaller to switch the call to a live operator. After another short pause the voice should say "Please hang up now and add me to your do not call list." After another short pause, the voice should say "you were warned" and then the nasty loud noise.

At 8/7/12 03:14 PM, Ricky151 said...

Perfect Just Like voice mail pro said

At 7/14/12 10:21 PM, VOICEMAILPRO said...

Thanks so much for posting this very useful greeting. This is great. Can you post this exact noise but with no talking at the beginning so I can use it for all sorts of reasons

At 4/3/12 05:19 PM, Anonymous said...

Awesome! Love it!

At 11/7/11 08:04 AM, Anonymous said...

That is so mean!!! Why would you ever do that to someone.. It's not the persons fault that they have to make a living to call jerkoffs like you that make there ears bleed.. You deserve what ever is coming to you

At 12/25/10 11:48 AM, EmmeElle said...

OMG......my ears are bleedin'

At 11/3/10 07:39 PM, renatae said...

Anonymous, all you have to do to make sure a caller can't leave a message is to select ditch for that caller. They will get your message, whichever one you select, but the system will hang up on them and not allow them to record a message.

At 7/30/10 02:56 PM, Anonymous said...

I would like to hear a greeting for these callers that don't give them a chance to kick in their recorded message, it hangs up on them.

At 7/22/10 09:03 AM, TampaDude said...

Ouch...

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