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Warning-Call is being monitored

Warning this call is being monitored. Awesome voicemail message to scare off sketchy people or annoying ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends.

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Warning this call is being monitored by the telephone company and is being placed to your number. Prosecution to the full extent of the law could result by continued abuse of this telephone number. You have been warned.

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At 6/30/19 08:26 PM, Margfli said...

These are so cute!! I love em. Please make more!!

At 9/16/18 05:41 PM, Anonymous said...

I think think this is fun n funny but on the other hand it's sad because if your using this to cheat lie or get away with something like my son to be ex is then my heart goes out to the people who are being fooled.

At 3/14/18 06:49 PM, WCarroll said...

Love it!!!

At 12/11/15 05:14 PM, AnonZ3R0 said...

LAME!

At 3/5/14 05:40 PM, MRRodzilla said...

Top Greeting That best!

At 11/5/13 04:08 AM, sweetchocolate said...

I have someone this fit perfect for. Lol

At 3/17/13 08:18 AM, Soummdopeyadadamean said...

Cool

At 8/7/12 01:28 PM, Ricky151 said...

The Message Is GREAT, If I Can Filter Out The Background It Would Be Perfect.

At 6/9/11 09:15 AM, Anonymous said...

My ex-girlfriend will hate me for for that message. But it a good message to get across to anyone that you want to avoid! :)

At 4/15/11 01:42 PM, tlynnclemmons said...

the other one out there is under ditchmail and has no sirens or beeps - the voice is much more clear too.

At 4/15/11 01:40 PM, tlynnclemmons said...

there is another one out there that has the same exact wording but without any sirens or beeps - guy talks with a british accent. works wonders!

At 7/24/10 12:09 PM, shaunalev said...

great but replace siren with beeps - or nothing.

At 9/9/09 09:36 PM, Anonymous said...

warning: [email protected]

At 6/30/09 06:24 PM, ricpride said...

LOL! That best!

At 6/27/09 12:59 PM, Anonymous said...

If you can't here the greeting, you either need to turn the volume up or open using internet explorer

At 1/22/09 10:34 AM, atapjn said...

why cant i hear anythign on this site

At 1/3/09 03:12 AM, arythmic said...

the siren you're talking about is there because that's what the real telco tones sounded like back in the day.

At 10/21/08 12:46 PM, Iwene said...

why am I not able to listen to the greetings??

At 9/24/08 03:06 PM, shiamcbuff said...

I want to get this without the damn siren. anyone?

At 6/7/08 04:32 PM, mt8129 said...

I agree. It would probably be more realistic without the siren

At 5/19/08 03:06 PM, G21SF said...

Great message... but too bad it has that stupid siren effect blaring in the background. It makes the message sound more comical than serious.

At 8/20/07 12:26 PM, Far72 said...

HAHHAHA great for ditchmail

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